Dear Dirty
Sanchez Claus with mustache made of smut
Take a muddy
two-by-four and peal out of the rut!
Jump your
two-toned pickup truck and smear your beer with lime
And give my
señorita something brown and mixed with slime.
With lawnmower
and wheelbarrow it hard to pay the rent
Your drywall
still not finished and you wonder where I went!
Dear Dirty
Sanchez Claus I think you understand
Senorita
doesn’t want a swipe with just your hand.
Dear Dirty
Sanchez Claus I tell you what I think
I know it’s
kind of shocking, but Lola like to stink!
So eat plenty
of queso and spray it in a line
And give my
señorita something brown and mixed with slime.
Some people say
“what’s wrong with you and your perverted kink?”
If I no get
Lolita something she feel sad and drink!
So please Dirty
Sanchez Claus this Christmas be so grand
Senorita
doesn’t want a swipe with just your hand.
I know what you
should draw on her, it’s right below her nose
So she can
swear it’s her real hair everywhere she goes
Please Dirty
Sanchez Claus this Christmas be so grand
Senorita
doesn’t want a swipe with just your hand.
